The Pastor's Donkey

The pastor was very pleased with his donkey, which he
entered in a race
...... and won. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered
thepastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next
day, the local
paper headlines read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The
local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next
day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. When he came to, he informed the nun
that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten
dollars. The
next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the
headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE